If there are benefits to being the second child in a two-child family, karma dictates there will be pitfalls too though which camp slack attention to bathing hygiene falls into is probably a matter of perspective. Karmic or not, it’s highly likely that in his entire life T has fallen short on the number of baths M used to take in a month. Highly likely. But if there’s one thing I’ve learnt being a parent to two-under-two (heads up GPM, we’re now not – d’you realise?! We made it! Hurrah!), if there’s one thing I’ve learnt it’s that while bathing a baby is overrated, bathing a toddler is not so much, so now as they’re bigger and bathing together; Welcome to the daily cleanse, T!